May 2013
balloonney:
teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them
and think the video is broken when it stops to load
“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”
“work in pairs”
I am clearly the best daughter EVER
because I made crepes for my whole family this morning.
Whipped cream, chocolate sauce, strawberries, banana, blueberries, rasperries, kiwi, honeydew, and yogurt.
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:
superhubbys:
its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me
#OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER
the-bards-apprentice:
when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat
all-hail-the-moffinator:
sackville-baggins:
sackville-baggins:
Maybe this time when I read Order of the Phoenix Sirius won’t die
He died.
I read somewhere that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results.
aldcperfection:
When 6th graders complain about how hard school is
lzbth:
‘im not a feminist’ ‘why?’ ‘because i don’t hate men’
moonupabove:
askinnyblackman:
elloelen:
theprettygoodgatsby:
piffsburg:
Females: I want equal rights. Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.
Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit
Even if they throw the first punch?
how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong
#god damn we learned this...
alphastridercest:
bambiisqueen:
alphastridercest:
queer noises
[ religious mob noises in the distance ]
panicked queer noises
koolaidicecubes:
gayleaf:
I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*
*has angry sex with the hole*
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing
1o14:
i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first
castielhasthephoneb0x:
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
happyfunballxd:
50shadesofsolkat:
skrillidex:
mom, dad, im roosterteeth
the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
dysenterygay:
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
the-beautiful-world:
THIS
IS
NOT
FUCKING
OKAY.
DO NOT FUCKING COMPARE YAHOO BUYING TUMBLR TO SOMETHING THAT KILLED SO MANY.
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU ALL.
YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK.
davidisbeyonce:
Mom.. Baby.. Where do Dads come from?
jaclcfrost:
if i call you friend
we are friend
if you call me friend
we are friend
if you want to be my friend
we are friend
friend
we are friend
jewbeard:
i tried to grab fog but i mist
me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on
i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012
have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
i am three years behind in my math homework
if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
i-owe-you-a-tardis:
On the bright side, at least no one in Sherlock fandom is skipping any seasons.
