balloonney: teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them and think the video is broken when it stops to load “well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead” “work in pairs”
I am clearly the best daughter EVER because I made crepes for my whole family this morning. Whipped cream, chocolate sauce, strawberries, banana, blueberries, rasperries, kiwi, honeydew, and yogurt.
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: superhubbys: its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER
the-bards-apprentice: when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat
all-hail-the-moffinator: sackville-baggins: sackville-baggins: Maybe this time when I read Order of the Phoenix Sirius won’t die He died. I read somewhere that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results.
aldcperfection: When 6th graders complain about how hard school is
lzbth: ‘im not a feminist’ ‘why?’ ‘because i don’t hate men’
moonupabove: askinnyblackman: elloelen: theprettygoodgatsby: piffsburg: Females: I want equal rights. Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female. Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit Even if they throw the first punch? how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong #god damn we learned this...
alphastridercest: bambiisqueen: alphastridercest: queer noises [ religious mob noises in the distance ] panicked queer noises
koolaidicecubes: gayleaf: I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall* *has angry sex with the hole*
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle: One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing
1o14: i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first
castielhasthephoneb0x: i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
happyfunballxd: 50shadesofsolkat: skrillidex: mom, dad, im roosterteeth the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
the-beautiful-world: THIS IS NOT FUCKING OKAY. DO NOT FUCKING COMPARE YAHOO BUYING TUMBLR TO SOMETHING THAT KILLED SO MANY. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU ALL. YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK.
davidisbeyonce: Mom.. Baby.. Where do Dads come from?
jaclcfrost: if i call you friend we are friend if you call me friend we are friend if you want to be my friend we are friend friend we are friend
jewbeard: i tried to grab fog but i mist
me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on
i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012
have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
i am three years behind in my math homework
if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
i-owe-you-a-tardis: On the bright side, at least no one in Sherlock fandom is skipping any seasons.